Sunday, January 3, 2010

This f'ing moronic video is brought to you by the guy who wants to convince you that Jay-Z, Kanye West, and a whole slew of other successful black entertainers were only able to achieve success through joining the "Illuminati" and not by means of actual talent. Most often, people who generate and circulate conspiracy theories do so in an attempt to explain situations or events that they find otherwise inexplicable. It is unfortunate that he applies such theories to the success of African-Americans in the media.

That being said, don't get too bummed out about his apparent disbelief in genuinely successful black individuals. I'm pretty sure the dude is just an idiot.

For example, the video below shows Chris Hudson (who has taken to calling himself "The Forerunner") attempting to logically support the notion that masturbation is immoral. First, watch the video; then, see my list of arguments below on both why he's wrong and why he's a moron. Enjoy!



Now I'm not an expert on logic, biology, psychology, religion, or anything really, but it isn't too hard to identify some major flaws in his entire 9 and a 1/2 minute argument. Here are some of the major issues I found after watching the video once...
  1. You would hope that the man's lead-off argument would be the strongest (shit, maybe it still is), but it's entirely flawed. According to Hudson, because God declared that Adam and Eve should be fruitful and multiply, this logically dictates that God didn't want them to masturbate (or: have sex with oneself, as the dictionary apparently puts it). Following the rules of formal logic, Hudson's argument looks something like this:
    • Masturbation means by definition "to have sex with oneself."
    • God said "be fruitful and multiply" (i.e. have sex with each other and produce offspring)
    • Therefore, God said "don't ever have sex with yourself."
    You see where I'm going with this? Assuming you believe that the story of Adam and Eve is a fundamental truth and not just a parable created in an attempt to explain sin (and as a bonus further subjugate women), Hudson is saying that God told Adam and Eve that they can have sex with each other ONLY and never masturbate if they feel like it. That's clearly not what he said. I mean shit, he directly quoted the Bible and he didn't say any of that himself. Basically, it's possible to both have sex and masturbate in your life.

  2. He says multiple times that "masturbation is an unnatural act." He's wrong. Here's why:

  3. It's pronounced EE-JAK-YOO-LAYT, not EE-JAK-UH-LAYT.

  4. Just because you ejaculate does not mean that you are "addicted to masturbation" (which he directly states at about 2:40). Furthermore, just because you masturbate doesn't mean you're addicted to masturbation!

  5. He claims that masturbation "has some very serious health implications." The first "very serious" implication he notes is a loss of zinc in the male body every time one ejaculates. FIRST, you don't only ejaculate when you masturbate, dumbass. SECOND, losing zinc (and therefore losing testosterone and feeling "less manly" -- which is why he says losing zinc is bad) is NOT a serious health implication. You know what's serious? Sickness and death. Feeling less manly is not serious. Prioritize, bub.

  6. He sites the fact that, through sexual intercourse, female vaginal secretions replace some of the elements that a male loses when he ejaculates. He seems to be trying to imply that if you masturbate this won't happen or something. Again (see above) it is possible to both have sex and masturbate. Some people do both daily.

  7. He says you have to be married to have sex. This has nothing to do with anything at all. Further, he gives no evidence for this.

  8. Masturbation stimulates the nervous system. According to Hudson, if you overstimulate this system you create a hormonal imbalance in your body. First, this can happen if you have too much sex, but of course he only implies that it happens through masturbation. Second, just because you masturbate doesn't mean you masturbate so fucking much that you throw your whole body out of whack. Third, according to experts on human sexuality, the majority of people don't stimulate this portion of their nervous system enough! According to them, people should have sex and masturbate more often.

  9. The psychological and physiological "imbalances" that Hudson says are a direct result of masturbating include poor memory, migraine headaches, lower back pain, leg pain, and fatigue. These are also symptoms of stress. If you hadn't already figured it out by this point in your life, one of the major relievers of stress is sexual release. What's the easiest, most readily available, quickest, drama-free way to achieve sexual release? You guessed it.

  10. "Creating alterations to the chemical makeup of your body" is a "sin against God" according to Hudson's interpretation of the Bible. A whole lot of people drink a whole lot of wine and beer in the Bible at God's encouragement. Not to mention all the references to what might actually have been marijuana (i.e. a foundational interpretation and belief of the Rastafari religion). These things alter your body. Just sayin.

  11. Jesus says in the New Testament that if you lust after another man's wife then you are committing adultery. According to Hudson, it requires lustful thoughts to enter into the act of masturbating in the first place. This was almost a successful argument. However, married people aren't the only ones who masturbate. Therefore, not everybody who masturbates is an "adulterer" according to this definition. Also, if you are married, who's to say you aren't masturbating to the thought of your own wife while she isn't there or something? Also, (he keeps taking Bible passages literally, so he needs to be consistent here) he quotes Jesus as directly stating that lusting after another man's wife is a sin, but he doesn't say anything about unmarried women. Well I can guarantee you that a whole shit ton of porn stars are not married.

  12. Finally, Hudson ends with a "truism" to try and help elevate his own comments. He says "don't believe what anybody tells you." It's pretty obvious that this includes him.

Wow, I didn't really think I had 12 points against this dude's argument. I posted a link to this post on his YouTube page along with a request that he reply. Hopefully he's open to critique. I can't wait for his response.

Also, I should add that even though I cited the rules of formal logic above I did violate these rules by attacking Hudson himself and not the issue on more that one occasion. Just to show how aware I am of it and how little it bothers me, I'll do it once more...

As a final note (which isn't necessary or called for) I just want to point out another observation. It has nothing to do with his argument or anything, just some funny shit I noticed when I paused the video. I thought the dude looked familiar.


BWAHAHAHA!
The internet is an unsafe place for false prophets.
-Mike-

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a silly guy. Where did you find this video??
...3 to 5 mg of zinc is not even a lot- the daily vitamin I take has 15 mg... what a funny guy.

-Jeremy

Anonymous said...

I would say to you this: In every bit of information there is some truth.

Anonymous said...

thanks for posting the video here. Forerunner is correct. I am a medical doctor and know about the implications of masturbation. It's just a subject nobody dares talking about because ignorant people like you are not willing to listen to facts and make fun about it. Are you addicted yourself? Your conscience tells you it is not right.

-MikeG- said...

Busted.
-Mike-

Anonymous said...

Truely any form of sex outside of marriage is considered fornication and therefore by bible standards is wrong. The bible does say that to look at a woman to lust after her is adultery. So whats the point? We are all sinners. The only way to overcome any sin is by the blood of Christ for he is the only one who lived a sinless life and therefore the grave couldn't hold him. We can obtain his righteousness by praying to the father through Jesus for forgiveness and obtain the power to overcome any sin.

Anonymous said...

You, my friend, are the one who has got it wrong. We could speak until we are blue in the face about all of these aspects of life, but we all have the choice to pick a side that nobody else can choose for us. Mock everything, the bible warns of people like you. So keep up the fight! You are only proving the bible to be more correct, my freind.
For the bible says in the book of II Timothy chapter 4, verses 3-4 "For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having iching ears;
And they shall turn away their ears from truth, and shall be turned unto fables."

Don't believe the fables and the false doctrines of this world, nor the ones that may be abiding within your heart, my brothers. For Satan comes with great wrath upon us who live here on this earth, because he knows the time is short. He knows this race is almost run. Now it's up to you to question what is being placed in front of you in this world. I promise you the Lord will show you the truth in ALL walks of life, if you truly desire it.

I hope and pray so see things the right way.
God bless

Anonymous said...

First of all MIKE, you are an IDIOT.. You have moronic ideas.
Infact you are of your father the Devil.

All your comments and idea's are plain shallow, weak& without insight.
Brother Hudson is a man of God & we ought to thank him for taking time to share such important information as he has in that 9minute video.

I can defend Brother Hudson when he exposes all these idiots "singers/actors" etc etc who are part of the secret society/freemason club "Illuminatti".. I suppose your'e part of this club too?
Google up: "The Arrivals by Noreagaa &Achernar production" and see the research & exposure of the illuminatti by two very excellent Muslim Brothers.. God bless their hearts for doing so.
Mr Hudson similarly exposes a lot of mainstream artists, yes Black Rappers too.All these Idiots JayZ/Kanye/ Rihanna/ Maddonna/ Christina/ Beyonce etc etc rise to success in the pop culture simply because they have sold their souls to Lucifer the Devil & in exchange they get world wide recognition &fame.Do not tell me that they are the most gifted or talented artists in the US?? No no, they are so many gited artists in the US who go un-recognised because of their Non-affiliation to such secret societies.Consider how quick most of these questionable artists shoot to fame?
Simply because of the agreement with Lucifer as they sell their souls to the Devil in return they get worldly fame.The same should be said for Rock&Roll artists.
Brother Hudson rightfully attributes their success to their affiliation with the Illuminatti.. an Anti-Christ movement who are promoting spiritual blindness, by bombarding us with entertainment and a free-thinking lifestyle that goes against God's ideal of Man having to be answerable to His creator. The Illuminati teach free-thinking and thereby nullify the truth that we are God's creatures. If you are open minded you would consider both sides of the story &not being biased with your shallow pathetic belief.
F.Y.I i used to be a great fan of Rap music but after having discovered more deatil into the success of many of these present day Music icons, i decided to delete them off my computer & replace them with good Christian music.
NOTE: it does not mean all succesful singers/artists are freemason's but rather that the majority &mainstream artists, sell their souls to the Enemy of souls &in return they get world wide fame as they promote Satan's agenda by creating a numbness in people's hearts toward the word of God &in-turn they infiltrate our minds by promoting Satanic idea's and immoral life-style practices as displayed in many of their lyrics and video's.

Anonymous said...

First of all MIKE, you are an IDIOT.. You have moronic ideas.
Infact you are of your father the Devil.

All your comments and idea's are plain shallow, weak& without insight.
Brother Hudson is a man of God & we ought to thank him for taking time to share such important information as he has in that 9minute video.

I can defend Brother Hudson when he exposes all these idiots "singers/actors" etc etc who are part of the secret society/freemason club "Illuminatti".. I suppose your'e part of this club too?
Google up: "The Arrivals by Noreagaa &Achernar production" and see the research & exposure of the illuminatti by two very excellent Muslim Brothers.. God bless their hearts for doing so.
Mr Hudson similarly exposes a lot of mainstream artists, yes Black Rappers too.All these Idiots JayZ/Kanye/ Rihanna/ Maddonna/ Christina/ Beyonce etc etc rise to success in the pop culture simply because they have sold their souls to Lucifer the Devil & in exchange they get world wide recognition &fame.Do not tell me that they are the most gifted or talented artists in the US?? No no, they are so many gited artists in the US who go un-recognised because of their Non-affiliation to such secret societies.Consider how quick most of these questionable artists shoot to fame?
Simply because of the agreement with Lucifer as they sell their souls to the Devil in return they get worldly fame.The same should be said for Rock&Roll artists.
Brother Hudson rightfully attributes their success to their affiliation with the Illuminatti.. an Anti-Christ movement who are promoting spiritual blindness, by bombarding us with entertainment and a free-thinking lifestyle that goes against God's ideal of Man having to be answerable to His creator. The Illuminati teach free-thinking and thereby nullify the truth that we are God's creatures. If you are open minded you would consider both sides of the story &not being biased with your shallow pathetic belief.
F.Y.I i used to be a great fan of Rap music but after having discovered more deatil into the success of many of these present day Music icons, i decided to delete them off my computer & replace them with good Christian music.
NOTE: it does not mean all succesful singers/artists are freemason's but rather that the majority &mainstream artists, sell their souls to the Enemy of souls &in return they get world wide fame as they promote Satan's agenda by creating a numbness in people's hearts toward the word of God &in-turn they infiltrate our minds by promoting Satanic idea's and immoral life-style practices as displayed in many of their lyrics and video's.

Anonymous said...

ON MASTURBATION?
Admitt that you struggle with self-abuse "masturbation".. You are not alone, i too struggle with that terrible, degrading SIN.
You have attacked Mr Hudson so much! I wonder WHY? You must be guilt ridden.
Do not judge the messenger, rather judge the message from the messenger.

The Bible "God's Holy word" does not consent to Man having sex outside the marriage institution.
Pornography, Bestiality, incest, masturbation & any other form of filthy immoral behaviour is outlawed by God. If you are a human-being, im supposing you are? BEST believe it that you were not born by chance, There is a God above, The Creator of Heaven &Earth. He made Life, and all created things that are down-here were created by Him. Yes, you too..wether you like it or NOT, we all came from our First parents Adam&Eve ITS not a Parable or fable.
There is a comment by a medical practitioner on your blog &he too agree's with Mr Hudson & medical/scientific proof consents to this aswell.
How much more evidence would you need?
Any form of sex outside the prescribed matrimony&union of marriage is Fornication.
Be open minded &read 2Tim 4:3-4 and also Rom 2:1-16, and readRomans1:21-32.

You need help...
I too need help.

Let us look upto Jesus, only Jesus can help us.. "Mankind"

Please: Never degrade Men of God, you will end-up pronouncing curses upon yoself.
If you are disgruntled by Brother Hudson, keep it to yoslef.

Should you wish to continue in debate feel free to contact me.
I am AKA YoungG "100% in favour of Brother Hudson & all other God-fearing Men" who stand for truth &promote un-wavering truth.. Johannesburg SouthAfrica.

Anonymous said...

I have suffered with this addiction for a while. I got baptist just about a couple months ago. Ive eventually stoped but not without much praying and fasting. I feel like a real man again. Having control of your thoughts is very important to God and takes time, so dont feel to bad when you sin, REPENT and just pick yourself up and move on, and dont keep on doing it.

Anonymous said...

"Now I'm not an expert on logic, biology, psychology, religion, or anything really"

Well Mike, I guess you just like to jack off.

Anonymous said...

Mike.. Struggling with Sin is REAL. i guess this is the REAL conflict of the Ages.. there's two sides constantly at war within our hearts.
This issue &addiction can only be overcome by giving it to Jesus.. Only He can deal with it for our sake. I apologise for the heavy attacks i posted toward you.. I struggle with this addiction & whats worse is that i know Jesus can help me but still im going around in circles being pulled back by the Sin's that so easily beset me. Its best that you & i look up toward heaven,coz only He "God" can help us.
Please read Ezekiel 33:11

God loves you

YoungG Johannesburg

Anonymous said...

You're a gaytoucher, and I hate that.

Something, something bible.

Anonymous said...

MIke, you need to wake up!!! sorry but its true...

-MikeG- said...

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Anonymous said...

I agree with Mr. Hudson Masurbating is wrong & it is a sin. I feel tha something else is wrong as well ant that being Mr. Hudson who has posted many vids on uoutube has suddenly dissappeared & no on seem to notice.DOES ANYONE KNOW THE WHERE ABOUT OF THE FORERUNNER. Please pass the word

Bitter Mac said...

Wow there are quite a few anonymous Christians being extremely scathing and bitter. Just because a group of people have the same opinion about false claims from one passionate person, it doesn't make those arguments valid. I love the "I'm a medical doctor" defense. I guess we're all convinced now.

I think there is only one truth in the world: People should be nice to other people. Telling people that they're the devil isn't very nice. And as a matter of fact, telling people what to do in general (like MC Forerunner) is equally offensive and arrogant. If you're not God, then keep your mouth shut. I'll find out what I need to know without your help. We all grow at different rates, and you can't browbeat someone into a belief. You can't convince a child that Santa doesn't exist any more than you can convince an adult that he does.

Oh, and masturbation is good for the immune system and overall well-being. That's just plain science.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Hudson "filters" comments on his youtube channel, allowing only the cmments that fit his agenda. Interestingly...he does allow profanity in the comments as long as they fit his agenda.

What I find confusing is that he has so many followers despite the fact that his arguments are so flawed. Not sure what his intentions are, but they sure ain't for the greater good.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Hudson "filters" comments on his youtube channel, allowing only the cmments that fit his agenda. Interestingly...he does allow profanity in the comments as long as they fit his agenda.

What I find confusing is that he has so many followers despite the fact that his arguments are so flawed. Not sure what his intentions are, but they sure ain't for the greater good.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Hudson "filters" comments on his youtube channel, allowing only the cmments that fit his agenda. Interestingly...he does allow profanity in the comments as long as they fit his agenda.

What I find confusing is that he has so many followers despite the fact that his arguments are so flawed. Not sure what his intentions are, but they sure ain't for the greater good.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Hudson "filters" comments on his youtube channel, allowing only the cmments that fit his agenda. Interestingly...he does allow profanity in the comments as long as they fit his agenda.

What I find confusing is that he has so many followers despite the fact that his arguments are so flawed. Not sure what his intentions are, but they sure ain't for the greater good.

Brian said...

I was masturbating while I watched his video.

Ace said...

The religious are casting stones they're god tells them not too...glad im pagan, I can flick the bean

Anonymous said...

What a f--king racist you are. Gonna go after a jew next week? Bring the sheet, adolf you look wonderful in white...

Anonymous said...

U all know that masturbation is only one thing, a way to get satisfaction, when u masturbate yourself u only do it for your own pleasure. A guy/women who masturbate will most likely not have sexual intercourse becouse he/she wants to pleasure the other person, only himself. Christian people however thinks of sex as an act of ¨love¨, but not the ¨love¨ that many non-christans tend to see in sex, is the intimacy, to have sex with someone u like/love, while most christans thinks of the sex love act as something they give, to one another, not get. They give pleasure to someone they love. The most common way to proceed from talking to having sex is to saying that they love each other, then they move on having the intercourse. Now if the one who brought up the ï love u thing¨is non-christian I personally think that that the person wanted to get some pleasure. But if it were a christian, it is/should not onlybe saying that he/she love his partner, but also wanting to take the other partner to a relaxation because of the love to that person. A christian life is all about outrageous love, love that comes directly from God Himself.
I just want to clear my opinion to u, i dont mean that every non-christian live like this, but its easy to realize that the world is much about ¨whats in it for me, where is the pleasure for me¨. Thats why this is my statement. Furthermore I want to clear my opinion about the christian people considering sex/love out: Im not saying that everybody live like this, but that many christians are, and if they are christians and are not living like this, I deeply think the have misunderstand Love. Because for me love is dedication. God bless, From hampus bjorkholm Sweden :)

Pablo Lasha said...

Anonymous people should ... stay anonymous. Mike, you shouldn't give Mr Hudson your time. He is an egomaniac who charms people to feed his ego. Typical fanatics.

Anonymous said...

“Belief in nonsense will continue

as long as faith in nonsense is

seen as a virtue.”

"The first principle is that you

must not fool yourself-and you are

the easiest person to fool."


If you want to change an educated

mind with a bible, you’ll do so

far more often and more reliably

by beating them with it, rather

than reading to them, from it.

sweet sassy molassy said...

Dude apparently no one reads your blog. The only people commenting are religious fanatics with their heads up their asses.

I guess Readership's Readership brolo

Anonymous said...

The real issue is women over 40 are more likely to be struck by lightning than ever finding a life partner. What about us women over 40? The lonely and alone. And will be alone for the rest of our lives. So this means I'm never allowed to have an orgasm, relieve my stress of the day, and feel like a more sound person. I'll keep on masturbating. That's the 1 thing that I look forward to after working 12 hours.

Anonymous said...

I disagree with horny "anonymous" above, and with christian nut job "Anonymous" too...lets get this masturbation shit together people...common... Its wrong to over do it, and its wrong to think that its a sin. Lets not let some fake ass prophet or some perverts tell us how to feel about shit.

Love, Anonymous <3

WTF said...

"When a person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity, when many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion."

Anonymous said...

Bob Costas is an epic idiot.
I hope to GOD he is raped repeatedly by someone bigger and stronger than him (no gun of course) and then when hes crying like a little bitch, show him a gun that could save his ass but keep it JUST out of his reach...........too funny.

 

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